Dilwale Box Office: Ha! I was right!

According to Times of India, overseas business is going great guns, and is picking up over the week, especially among family audiences, as the holiday nears.  So there is still hope!  Just like I said, the second weekend box office is going to be the big one.  This weekend, with schools closed worldwide, Dilwale‘s family friendly content may take the lead over Bajirao with it’s more adults-only content (not like it is super sexual or anything, just fewer bright colors and stupid jokes for 3 year olds).

And, they also say, I am right that Varun is appealing to young people.  Which I agree with, because I am a young person, and I find him appealing.

Dilwale and Darr: Both Start with D! And other simalarities

So, Darr, the first time the world sat up and went “Hey!  That Shahrukh guy can ACT!  And is also cute.”  But what does it have to do with Dilwale?  Well, for one thing, it is one of Shahrukh’s few Christmas releases (the anniversary falling today).  Which is actually kind of important, Christmas (in Indian film practice) is a time for slightly darker films.

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Okay, Maybe Salman Can’t Get Married After All

Apparently, the prosecutors have decided to appeal his appeal, and open up the manslaughter case again.  So he’s back to waiting for the court case to resolve before he can get married!  So frustrating!  I just want him to settle down and have a massive blow out wedding with a lot of photographs available to the public and various new feuds started and old feuds ended a the reception!  Is that too much to ask?

Saif’s getting uppity!

I mean, he is a King, and the great-nephew of India’s greatest writer, and Sharmila Tagore’s son, so I guess he is legitimately more-Up than most people.  But he’s not bigger than Salman!  And he better not forget it.

According to rediff, at the Stardust awards, he gave Salman the cut direct.  That is, he saw him enter the room, and immediately left, brushing by him without acknowledgement.  Salman pretended not to notice, because Saif is so far below him it doesn’t even matter.  He can afford to look down on basically everybody.  Except maybe his father and Amitabh.

Rediff points out that this is odd, since Kareena and Salman are super tight, and have been since forever, he practically treats her as another sister.  My thought is, remember my post about who Salman should marry?  What if I had the right family but the wrong sister?  What if he has been cherishing a secret love for Kareena for years?  What if she has been also but thought he never cared and therefore married Saif instead?  What if now that the shadow of jail no longer hangs over him he could remain silent no longer?  What if the most scandalous divorce of all time is about to happen?  What if the two angriest men in India had fisticuffs on stage at the FilmFare awards?  I would be so happy!

Dilwale vs Everything Else in the World (do we still call it an “Homage” when it is shot for shot the same?)

So, after my second Dilwale viewing, I really started to notice the, shall we call it “borrowing” from other media products?  I caught exact matches with How I Met Your Mother, Love Actually, and P.S. I Love You.  This is different from the other “borrowing” Indian films do, the subtle winks to the audience because they know you know they know where it came from originally.  Like in Johnny Gaddar, when our hero solves his alibi issue by watching an Amitabh movie and realizing he can use the same tactic.  No, this is when you use the best part of a little known western pop culture product, hoping that no one will catch you at it.

Sometimes this feels kind of naughty and gleeful, like when Salaam-E-Ishq lifts the best part of an old Doris Day and Rock Hudson movie, because how many people in the world will have seen both (just me, probably.  But you should really watch Send Me No Flowers!  Tony Randall is brilliant in it).

(Really, watch it!  It’s fun!)

But in this case, it is really really recent films, and fairly well-known (in the West) moments from them.  It’s not like the director hunted through his vast video library to find something really good, or like he fell in love with something he stumbled across on TV at 3am and decided to sneak it into the film.  This is feels more like a college student pulling an all nighter trying to finish a final paper and giving into temptation and just cutting and pasting from wikipedia.

I would actually be, like, angry and disappointed about this, but on the other hand, 5 months!  Rohit Shetty only had 5 months to make a whole movie!  So I’m more on the side of “if the Professor assigns an impossible workload, he should expect students to cheat a little!”

(by the way, this article has a few more I missed.  But I caught P.S. I Love You and they didn’t, so I can still hold my head up high.  Be warned, they go into some detail which might spoil something for you!)

Dilwale Box Office Update

So, Business of Cinema has updates for midweek.  According to them, Dilwale is facing a steep fall, while Bajirao has a steady climb.  However, they point out that Bajirao still has a ways to go to overcome Dilwale‘s very strong start last weekend.  And, they assign blame for Dilwale‘s fall not so much to bad word of mouth, but to the resurgent protests in multiple cities.

I care about this deeply, of course, but not as much as I care about free speech and speaking truth to power and so on and so forth.  And apparently Shahrukh agrees with me, since he recently avoided an opportunity to apologize and thereby end the protests, instead saying “I have not said anything that I should apologize (for). I will fall in my own eyes if I do that.”

Dilwale Review 3 (4?5? I’ve lost count): No Spoilers! Open to All

No spoilers!  Unless you count generalized comments about narrative structure as spoilers.  If you are that one person who goes to a movie thinking “oo, oo!  I wonder if it will have multiple storylines with subsets of character types, or all be one cohesive plot!”, then don’t read this.

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Dilwale and Dushman: Spoilers Go Boom!! Do Not Read if you have not seen!

So, yesterday I talked about how Shahrukh’s film Trimurti from the 90s echos the themes in Dilwale (plagiarism?  An homage? Laziness?  Who’s to say?!?!) (it’s laziness).  But Trimurti isn’t the only film that explores concepts which are touched on by Dilwale.  Going back into the 90s, we find Dushman, another film in which Kajol fights for her sister, triumphs through violence, and then turns to love.

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Opportunity to vote for Kuch Kuch!

Or whatever, but let’s not kid ourselves, it should be Kuch Kuch.  It should always be Kuch Kuch.

Anyway, rediff has a poll as part of their week long Salman birthday coverage where you can vote for his best movie.  I don’t know if I would really call Kuch Kuch Hota Hai a Salman movie, but they included it, so now I must vote for it!

You can vote here. (Maine Pyar Kiya and Bajrangi Bhaijaan are currently battling for number 1)

Aamir Khan-Awwww! What a nice man!

So, apparently Aamir saw a post on Facebook from a kid with progeria who wanted to meet him to thank him for Taare Zameen Par.  So he arranged a meeting and brought a bunch of Taare Zameen Par goodies and talked with the kid and his family for a long while.

So sweet!  And not publicized at all, the reporters only found out about it because the family posted pictures of Aamir on their Facebook page.

Not my favorite fan meeting star story, that would be the guy from Pakistan who illegally crossed the border to meet Pooja Bhatt and was then imprisoned for two decades (don’t worry, she eventually found out and went to visit him in jail), but still pretty sweet!

Dilwale Box Office report-Rohit Shetty’s opinion

So, I saw a link through Times of India to an interview with Rohit Shetty about Dilwale box office.  If you don’t want to bother following the link, here are the big take aways:

  1. Dilwale box office is dropping off through the week with Bajirao crawling ahead (nooooooo!  The horror!  I must buy more tickets!)
  2. Shetty thinks the slow start for Dilwale is more because of the last minute ban in Rajasthan and Madra Pradesh, which apparently caused about 40 % of theaters in those states to pass on the film, than any competition from Bajirao opening the same day.
  3. He was working on post-production and editing up to the release date, and the whole film start to finish was put together in 5 months.

So, what do we learn from this?

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Dilwale vs Trimurti: Spoilers for both! Beware!!!

So, the plot of Dilwale can either be seen as a triumphant homage to multiple past films of Shahrukh and Kajol’s careers.  Or, it can be seen as part of an industry that is constantly recycling plots and abhors originality.  I would argue it is a combination of the two, certainly the essential plot is a result of laziness, but it is still worth while to compare the way it interacts with past performances and films in order to discover how things have changed and how the stay the same.

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Dilwale Box Office Report

So, the first weekend figures are out, and rediff.com has an analysis.  Well, a lot of sites have an analysis, but I trust rediff the most.

The short answer is, Dilwale wins!  But the long answer is more complex, and involves Salman Khan.  Things that involve Salman are always complex.

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Dilwale news-missing song

So, if you happen to have obsessively listened to the Dilwale soundtrack on Saavn.com, you probably noticed that when you went to see it in the theaters, one of the songs was missing.  And if you happened to have obsessively followed the filming news, you may have noticed that they filmed in Iceland (check!) and Bulgaria (check!) and Goa (check!), but also Hyderabad (no check!).  So, where is the missing song and the missing Hyderabad sequence?

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Updated SRKajol fanvids (Dilwale Spoilers!!!)

So, now that there is new SRKajol footage out there, in the world, the natural result is new SRKajol fanvids.

If you have already seen Dilwale, and are prevented by stupid things like work and family and holidays from seeing it again, these might serve to take the edge off a little.  I like this one as a summary of the whole first half love story.  No idea what the song is saying, but it sounds pretty!

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What is happening that is not related to Dilwale?

Nothing!  Nothing is happening!  Well, that’s not true, obviously there are misguided souls who are going about their lives not aware, or at least not exclusively aware, that this is a Shahrukh movie opening weekend.  I pity them.

Anyway, here’s something interesting.  So, Akshay Kumar agreed to play the villain role in Endhiran (Robot) 2 opposite Rajnikanth.  The first Robot was that Rajnikanth movie that Aish used as her last role before baby, and which was referenced in Ra.One (clip after the jump).

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Dilwale Review 1: No spoilers!

So, I saw Dilwale last night, and I will have many many thoughts, slowly unspinning from my head, over the next few days.  Rather than try to limit them all to one perfect post, I’m going to just go ahead and post as things slowly rise to the top of my consciousness.

The first thing that strikes me is that this movie is meant to be watched in a theater filled with rowdy and licentious SRK fans.  Not the ones who appreciate him for his acting abilities and keen business savvy, the other ones.  For instance, one of my friends was wearing this subtle, respectful, and tasteful piece of jewelry.

(purchased on etsy from the shop FreshAndRussianStyle)

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This Guy!!!

So, if you have watched your fair number of 90s Hindi films, you immediately went “Yes!  That guy!” as soon as you saw the picture up there.  He’s one of those people that wanders in and out of films, playing the guy who is like-the-hero-but-not-as-good.  Friend, rival, enemy, brother, what have you.  In, like, Everything!!!

He played Sanjay’s best friend and side-kick in Sadak:

(It is a special challenge as a side-kick to make Sanjay look like a good dancer)

A year later, he was in Khiladi, supporting Akshay:

(Shirtless Akshay presents different challenges.  Like, being visible on the screen when he is blinding us with his hotness)

The same year, he was Aamir’s rival in Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander

(ooo, they are so evil!)

In 1994, he twice bested Shahrukh in a romantic challenge, in both Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa and Anjaam:

(I love this movie, and I really love this song.  I don’t care that it makes no sense on any level.  Also, did you know this actress married Shekhar Kapur, director of Mr. India and the Cate Blanchette Elizabeth movies?)

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SRKajol: A historical review

So, with this new movie, there’s going to be a lot of comparisons with past SRKajol films and judgments and greatest hits lists and so on.  So I thought, why not join the party!  Before I’ve even see Dilwale, so my judgement is not yet sullied.  And then I realized, picking a #1 all time best SRKajol film is easy, but the 5 (6, now) after that are hard.

#1, of course, is DDLJ.  I say that not just because it is my favorite movie of all time, but because, objectively speaking, it is the highest quality film they have been in together, and the most beloved.  The script deals with issues ranging from structural feminism to first versus second generation immigrants to marriage as a personal or societal undertaking.  Plus, it has Shahrukh’s all time greatest acting moment:

If you don’t remember all the other awesome bits of the film, YRF conveniently put together this remix for the 20 year anniversary:

(I think I like the remix better than the original, don’t hate me!)

But what comes after DDLJ?

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Dilwale News from the Front 3

And the protests have started!  Sort of lackadaisical ones, and in Delhi,so I guess Raj Thackeray’s efforts against SRK in Bombay didn’t take off?  Is it like a family tradition now, for Thackeray’s to try to prevent the release of SRKajol films?

I do want to point out that the Dilwale protesters seem to be having a much better time than the Bajirao protesters.  See, even protesting it, Dilwale is the better choice!

Dilwale: News from the Front 2

According to twitter, house full through out India, UAE, and not Egypt because they have to wait until the 30th (poor Egypt).  Also, Madhuri wished him luck and Karan congratulated him.  This picture SRK posted to twitter himself kind of sums it up:

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So what I’m saying is, poor Bajirao.