TGIF: My “Classy” Post, Men Laying Down

Okay, how can I say this classily?  There is a certain kind of pose which seems to say “yes, climb on top of me and enjoy yourself”.  That is the kind of pose that I am looking for this week. You know, so you can pretend you are kneeling on top of them throwing rose petals or something in a chaste and romantic manner. (I promise, next week will be something silly and innocent again!  I don’t mean to be running a soft porn site, truly!)

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National Film Awards Report: I Didn’t Win the Best Book

I didn’t even know they HAD a  “Best Book on Cinema” category, and now it is ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD.  I am sure it is limited to Indian citizens, but I will CHANGE CITIZENSHIP (at least temporarily) if they will give me this prize.  I so clearly deserve it!  My book is brilliant!

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Friday Classics: Mili! A Familiar Dramatic Story Told in an Undramatic Way

I was going to watch Uphaar, but that wasn’t available anywhere.  So then I was going to watch Guddi, but I couldn’t find my DVD.  And so, with every other door closed to me, I was forced to turn to Mili.  The film I bought 4 years ago and have been avoiding in fear of the sad bits.

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TGIT: Kitten Pictures! Kitten Versions of Indian Movies

Yes, I am this desperate for views.  I hate the weeks when views go down!  Especially because there is no logic to it that I can find.  I just put up a Shahrukh movie review which is almost guaranteed to get comments, and NOTHING (except for you few faithful people who saw the problem and managed to comment, thank you!).  Anyway, internet wisdom says that when Shahrukh fails, turn to cats.  So here I am, turning to these soulless heartless animals (I am a dog person).

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Anamika Mini-Review: My Favorite Young Jaya Movie! Jaya Plays a Girl Who Chooses Her Own Name and Her Own Destiny

Happy 3 days after Jaya’s birthday!  This is another review of a movie I have seen often enough that I can write the review without prep.  But also a movie I think is legitimately worth talking about.  It is just so delightful!  And at the same time, breaks so many taboos!  Oh, and Jaya is so amazing, it’s a great film to watch if you are wondering if/why she was a really big star.  Or at least, skip to the end of this post and watch the video.

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Kal Ho Na Ho Mini-Review: The Rare Matriarchy Film

Happy 2 days after Jaya’s birthday!  I want to do something in her honor, but it’s been a bit of A Week, so I have to fall back on one of her more recent films that I have seen enough times to be able to write about it with no re-watching needed.  And I also honestly think this is a fascinating character and performance to consider from Jaya.

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Raazi Trailer! What Do We All Think?

Well, this is a fascinating trailer!  2018 continues to look like a much better year for films than 2017.  The old dinosaurs, Stars and Directors, are stepping back and new faces are getting a chance to shine.  This film is a perfect match of a new actor and a new creative team behind her.  Which came together to create a new story.

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Box Office Report: Raid is Still Finding Money

Well, this is encouraging!  Quality triumphs!  Raid is holding surprisingly steady in week 4, while Baaghi 2 is dropping like a bag of sand.  Does that make sense?  It’s very late/early, my weekend adrenaline hasn’t worn off and I’m having a hard time sleeping. (as always, figures from rentrack by way of bollywoodhungama)

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Monday Malayalam: Jo and the Boy, Unintentionally Accurate Walt Disney and Steve Jobs

This was another disappointing Malayalam film.  Not because of bad politics or misogyny, just because of a kind of rambling plot and characters that changed direction too quickly.  Still happy catchy songs and pretty pretty places, but overall not great.

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Netflix List for April! Tamil Arrives

Time for a Netflix update!  This is a list of every film on Netflix as of today, it could be wrong again tomorrow, I don’t update it that often.  BUT!  I give you the added benefit of descriptions and recommendations for each film, so you aren’t going in blind based on the unreliable Netflix info.  (Accessbollywood.net does the real work of keeping this list updated, you should definitely absolutely subscribe to them for your day to day updates.)

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