Happy Fan Day (in India)!!! Reports from the front

Happy Fan Day!  The stupid distributors are being mean and stupid and not letting me go to a sneak preview tonight (like they did for Dilwale and Happy New Year, and even Prem Ratan Dhan Payo!  Come on, man!), so I have to wait until tonight to actually watch it.  But, in the meantime, I’ll be giving reports from the front as it comes in from the Indian websites.  Not reviews (who cares about those, right?), but box office sales.

(also, that header image is Shahrukh in London with his wax statue in Madame Tussaud’s which has been dressed up to look like Gaurav.  Creepy, right?)

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Royal Party Update: Hey! Rishi Was There! And No One Took a Picture

This event is so odd!  I wonder if there was some sort of photo restriction?  After Arpita Khan’s wedding, there were personal instagram posts, official photos, news photos, family photos, basically every minute was documented.  And with this, there’s only like 6 photos released, and none of the important bits.

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Seiches and Fan’s Rapidly Approaching Release Date

I don’t have anything to watch this weekend!  Maybe I will actually be desperate enough to try out a Telugu release in theaters (Sardaar Gabbar Singh is supposed to be a sequel to a remake of Dabangg, and I feel like I have seen Dabangg enough that I could probably figure out what is happening).  But after weeks of having something new and exciting every Friday, the Hindi prospects this week are just dismal.

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National Awards: Do I Even Have Anything To Say?

One of the commentators (I would call you out by name, but you posted anonymously) challenged me to come up with something to say about the National Awards that were just announced.  I never really know what to say about National Awards, but I can say why I don’t have anything to say, at least.  And what my small, barely understanding it, reaction is.

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The Royals are Coming! The Royals are Coming! (Kate and Wills India Trip Details Announced)

Official detailed announcement of the itinerary for their India trip is here.  Very exciting!  I immediately read it over for guesses as to what famous film figures they might get to meet.

(yes, that is Prince Charles, Camilla, and Kajol and Ajay in the top photos)

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News Round-Up: Sushant Singh Rajput is Single! Woot Woot! Also, other stuff about Aamir, Sanjay, and Emraan

Sushant Singh Rajput is single again!  I am sure many many people care about this news, but I am probably the only person who cares about it exclusively because of Byomkesh Bakshy!  I just really liked that movie.

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Rocky Handsome, New John Abraham Movie This Friday: What the Heck is It?

Somehow, this film slipped completely under my radar.  Not as much as Jai Gangaajal, there has been some promotion at least, comments and twitter and so forth, but probably because I was so Kapoor and Sons focused, I didn’t even realize it was coming out this week.  But then I saw the really super cool poster (above), and decided it is worth investigating.

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More News: Kangana-Hrithik gets weirder, Amitji and Jayaji’s roles in Ki and Ka revealed, and Jagga Jassoos May Actually Be Released

I am so enjoying this Kangana-Hrithik story.  It’s the perfect kind of celebrity scandal where it crosses the line from “they’re just like us!  Oh, now I feel bad about their problems” to “This is something that would never ever happen to a regular person and I feel no guilt about watching it.”  Oh, and there is some minor industrial non-gossipy news happening as well.

(Another favorite part of the Kangana-Hrithik story, thanks to Krrish 3 there are a plethora of really odd looking pictures of the two of them)

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News Round-Up: Rishi Kapoor is a big ol’ grumpypants, Sonam Kapoor is making interesting career decisions, and Kangana and Hrithik Continue to Destroy Each Other

Never make me direct Rishi Kapoor.  Oh my goodness!  He just gave an interview about Kapoor and Sons which does not make him sound very fun.  For someone with such a bright and happy onscreen persona, he really does not come across as light-hearted in interviews.  On the other hand, Sonam Kapoor, who comes across as sort of naive and simple onscreen has a really interesting business mind, which is makes me interested in her just announced next career move.

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News Round-Up: Salman Goes to Court (Again), Death in the Bhatt Family, and a new film in the Farah Khan family

The time difference between India and America is so confusing.  Yesterday was Friday there, I think?  And there was no news.  And now it is Saturday and there is a lot?  I don’t know if that is because people are issuing statements/rumors on the weekend hoping they will be hidden, or if they put it out now hoping people will pay more attention since they have more leisure time.  In any case, my Friday news round-ups are always bigger than my Thursday ones.

(Also, I love the header image and have no explanation for it.  And I don’t know if I even want one)

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