This film continues to be weird and rough and broken. And yet, it is still supposed to release in a month! Headline is, there was a Grand Trailer Launch about 5 hours ago, press and stars and all, and then the trailer hit youtube and industry folks tweeted it. And then the trailer was pulled from youtube by the studio and is no longer available and no one knows why. What the heck????
Continue readingMonthly Archives: December 2018
Happy Birthday John Abraham! Sorry I Am Late Again
I was late last year, I’m late again this year, poor John is always forgotten. But he is such a sweetheart, he probably won’t mind.
Continue readingHappy Aviation Day! Flying Songs!
Did you know the Wright Brothers taught Bob Cummings to fly? You probably neither knew nor cared about that, but I find it FASCINATING!!! Bob Cummings! Who knew?
Continue readingKatching Up With Koffee: Ayushmann and Vicky! A Very Blah Episode
What an odd combo. Two actors who never co-starred, aren’t known to be friends, and aren’t even related. And yeah, it’s pretty boring. Best part of the episode is the Bahubali episode teaser at the end.
Continue readingDilwale! Shahrukh’s Last Big Silly Romance
This was I think the first movie I reviewed. Oh the nostalgia! Anyway, I wrote 3 reviews, this post is going to combine them all into one.
Continue readingMonday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week of Zero????
HAPPY SHAHRUKH MOVIE RELEASE WEEK!!!!!!!! The most wonderful week of the year! And blessed is the year in which it occurs more than once (2017). This has been a long hard slog, getting through 2018 with no release AT ALL for more than 12 months. But the dark time is finally over! Light is coming! Our Lord and Savior will arrive again on December 21! And I guess also on December 25th, for those who follow other faiths.
Continue readingAll I Want for Christmas is Referrals!!!
Yes yes, it is that fun time again! The time for you to read/ignore the monthly reminder to promote me.
If you want to give me something nice for Christmas, just tweet my posts to your friends, or mention me in comments on other sites, or recommend me to podcasters/bloggers/professional writers/editors/whoever you may know. I’m bad/unlucky at this kind of thing, so I really need help through personal introductions.
So, that’s what I want for Christmas! A little surprise present of “hey! They like me! And they make other people like me too!”
SRK-Rani Rediscovering the Spark FanFic Part 2: Rani’s Secret
It took me a looooooong time to write the first part, and I enjoyed it of course, but still a loooooooooong time. And there were only 12 views in the first 4 hours. So I wasn’t planning to write a second part, but then I do like this story, and at least a couple of you said you liked it too, so why not? (first part here)
Continue readingSunday ReRun: Loins of Punjab, Still the Best Movie on the Indian-American Experience; At Least, in New Jersey
I just watched this movie for the 4th time, and it is still So. Good! And such a hard sell! I’ve seen it 4 times partly because people will only watch it if I sit next to them and force them to. Because the title alone really isn’t enough to sell it.
Continue readingChristmas Card Give-Away Week 5! And the Winner Is…..MKP!!!!!!
Congrats to the new winner! And Congrats to last week’s winner Filmilibrarian! Your card is beautiful, and now everyone can admire it.
TGIF Update: Oops! I missed one face and one torso, so the post was impossible. Fixed Now
Do you know how hard it is to count to 10? SO HARD. Sometimes, you end up counting to 11 by accident. Anyway, the TGIF post is now fixed and it should be muuuuuuuch easier to figure out now. Here it is if you want to try again
It’s the Season of Giving! Consider Giving Me an Annual Christmas Bonus!
It’s that time again, the time I remind everyone that it is a good thing to tip people who provide a service, even if that service is writing on the internet. Think of it this month as giving me a Christmas bonus. I provide a service all year, you can give me a special gift just this once.
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Another FanFic from the Comments, Queen Sequel: Rani and Oleksandr Forever! And Happy Ending for Kedarnath
It’s Saturday, why think? I’m just gonna do a quick post based on a discussion in the comments, and also because I love writing fanfics (it’s like stretching after running).
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk! You Should All Catch Up on Yesterday’s Posts!
Happy Saturday! I get to sleep in, then do laundry, then go over to my friend-with-a-baby’s house and watch a movie with her and Baby, and then come home and go to bed early so I will be ready to lead a really tricky meeting on Sunday (I get to lead an open conversation about race between 5 white people, and then break the news I am leaving the committee because I am donezo)
Continue readingFanFic From the Comments! Middle-aged Married Rani-SRK Rediscover Their Spark on a Couple’s Trip to Europe
I love FanFic from the comments! Partly because it is always more fun when it is written as a collaboration, partly because it means I know at least one person will be interested in reading it. Although really, you should all read it. Not all my FanFics are good, but this is a really really good one.
Continue readingNext Friday Classics Announcement: Chennai Express! Shahrukh Plays an Aging Immature Bachelor, Before Zero
I both very much enjoy this movie, and also think it is one of the better movies of recent times. And I hope some of you feel the same way and are excited about this review!
Continue readingSunday ReRun Announcement! Loins of Punjab! The Best 90 Minute English Language Movie About Indians in America You Will Ever Watch!
Shoot, I got behind on announcements again! I’ve got to delegate one of you to warn me when I do that. Anyway, I picked a really short one so there is a chance you can still watch it before Sunday.
Continue readingNutcracker Review (SPOILERS): My Parents Took Me to Live Theater! It Needs More Camera Work
No movie review this week, but to make up for it, a review of the non-movie thing I did. My parents took me to see the Nutcracker! It was weird, there was no popcorn in the lobby and only a few desis and no trailers. What is this live theater MADNESS????
Continue readingTGIF: A Challenge! Match Head to Torso!
Another fun game for us! And more challenging than you think, because I am not matching within the same photo. See how you do!
Continue readingTrailers! Zero Dialogue, Simmba Remix, Chamma Chamma BAD IDEA
So many videos today! And I don’t like ANY OF THEM. But maybe you will and can convince me to feel otherwise, that would be nice. I like liking things.
Continue readingFriday Classics: Akaash Vani, the Movie I Have Been Waiting For
TRIGGER WARNING. This film has the most accurate evocation of rape I have seen in, like, ever. Not dramatic or exciting, just painful and miserable and shameful. And done by your own intimate partner. So, don’t watch it if you can’t get past that. But DO watch it if you want to see a hopeful consideration of how someone can survive such an experience. And either way, READ THE SPOILERS. In this case, they won’t ruin the movie for you, and they will give you a lot to think and talk about.
Continue readingLearn Urdu from Hindi Film Songs
I need a break from work, so let me do something light for a bit. Even though I should really be working on my Akaash Vani review for tomorrow, but that is definitely not light.
Continue readingTen Indian Films to Start Feminist Discussions!
This is NOT “Ten Feminist Films”, because that’s a wee bit subjective. And it’s also NOT “Top Ten”, because that’s a way bit subjective. Instead, these are just ten films that bring up interesting discussions around gender. If you ever want to have a real downer of a movie night, you can show these and then make people discuss. Feel free to add on your own options both for films and discussion questions in the comments!!
Two Important Questions! Sexiest Film of Each Star, and LEAST Sexy Love Scene Ever
I put these questions in the “Wednesday Watching” post earlier, but they were both really good and deserve their own post. Plus, I think people got distracted and missed them in Wednesday Watching. So a second chance!
Continue readingHindi Film 101: Mahabharat and Ramayan, Part 5, Krishna, the Trickster Hero
I already did Karna, now here is the other main character of the Mahabharat who is not part of the Pandava 5 brothers, Krishna.