I am very excited about this! When you add it all up, you can give all the characters a happy ending, if we just make them all Bi. And they are high school kids after all, hormones everywhere, Bi is more likely than not.
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New DCIB Group FanFic! For Her Birthday, Let’s Write a Story for Jaya Bachchan!!!
I’ve written so many stories for Jaya for her birthday, she must be sick of reading my stuff. Let’s surprise her this year and give her something written by you all!
Continue readingNew DCIB Group FanFic! Shahrukh Wig and Fake Teeth Based Story
Group FanFic! This is on you, I am giving you a prompt this time, but nothing else! Have fun with it!
Continue readingSilly Sunday DCIB Group FanFic: SRK and Tabu and Puppies and ELEPHANTS! And Stolen Jewels! And Jonny Lever! And Now, The HAPPY ENDING
This is turning into such a truly brilliant film, I am so pleased! Puppies and elephants and all good things.
Continue readingSilly Sunday DCIB Group FanFic: Part 6, Post-Interval TWISTS! In the SRK Animal Rights Lawyer and Tabu Divorced Mom Plus ELEPHANT MURDER Story!
Oh boy! I am SO EXCITED to add on Patricia Merry’s ideas. Believe me, you will be excited to read them too.
Continue readingSilly Sunday FanFic: Part 5 of the SRK Animal Lawyer/Tabu Divorcee Who Hired Him to Get Custody of Her Dog Story!!!!
I think we are getting really good at this! And I also think I am going to just keep rolling out new fanfics step by step all the time. It’s fun!
Continue readingSilly Sunday FanFic: Let’s Write a Story Together! Part 4, Shahrukh the Elephant Loving Animal Rights Attorney and Tabu as the High School Teacher Hiring Him to Get Her Dog Back from Her Ex-Husband
Not “meet”, we already had that, but “meat”, the serious center cut portion of it all. Fun thing is, this is an Indian film we are writing, so we get the center cut here, and then the next post is the pre-interval finale, then the Twist, then the post-interval reset, then the second “meat” part, then the finale-finale, and then the epilogue. So many pieces!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Let’s Write a FanFic Together! Part 3! What is the First Conflict/Resolution?
Okay, getting minor traffic on these posts, but I’m having fun! And I think I can keep doing these endlessly, maybe with a shorter pause in between? Or all combined into one post? I don’t know, I’ll keep fiddling with it.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Let’s Write a FanFic Part 2! First Meeting, First Conflict!
Okay, Rachel and Angie came up with the characters and the setting, moving on to how they meet and the first conflict!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Love Triangles! Pick Your Ending for These Romantic Tripods I Have Built! Shahrukh-Juhi-Aamir, Deepika-Ranveer-Anushka, ARK-Parineeti-Sid M
Still watching Hart of Dixie which does really good love triangles, and it has inspired me to try and see what I can come up with as potential Indian film triangles. Not easy ones where it’s a choice between love and duty, but ones where there are two viable “love” options.
Continue readingSilly Lazy Wednesday: TV Shows Rewritten/Recast for India, Hart of Dixie, Single Parents, Bless This Mess
This were all recommended by readers, so I know at least SOME of you have already heard of them. And then there are like three of you that are fanfic diehards and will read anything, even if you haven’t heard of these shows. And heck, all of them are fun happy slightly romantic things, I want you all to watch them and enjoy them and if this fanfic helps promote them, great!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: The Love Story Missing from Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan
I’m still working through what bothered me about SMZD, even though in general I can acknowledge it was a good movie. And you know what helps with these things? Fanfic! Playing with alternate versions.
Continue readingSholay Post: Pick Your Happy Ending! If We Were to Be Shallow and Insist on a Happy Ending
Sholay! Brilliant movie, SAD! Could be a much worse film, but also HAPPY! Let me spread out before you an array of choices for last minute happiness after all.
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: Seeta Aur Geeta Recasting/Rewriting Ideas for Modern Times! (Plus Bonus Andaz with DipVeer!)
Seeta Aur Geeta is the only Sippy film that can really be remade. Remaking Sholay is obviously impossible, and the other films fall into that fuzzy area where they are fun for what they are, and all the little character beats and stuff, but if you try to recreate it, it would all fly away and nothing special would be left. Like, I love Zamaana-Deewana, but remove the orgasm song, and Anupam Kher’s drag scene, and all you’ve got is a really weird plot about boring young lovers.
Continue readingSilly Sunday FanFic: Final Sex Post! Our Favorite Movies if They Were Allowed to Include Sex, DDLJ and Jab We Met and Ra.One and Om Shanti Om and Chak De India and Dangal
Are those all our favorite movies? I think so! If I forgot something, throw it in the comments and I’ll sex that up too.
Continue readingValentine’s Week of Sex FanFic: Couples Heading for Sexual Dysfunction, Hrithik and Rani to Shahrukh and Kajol to Ranbir and Deepika
You know what we don’t see enough movies about? What happens if the sex is BAD!!!! Luckily, I am here to write those stories. And intellectualize it a little bit so we all feel more classy and less dirty.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Sequel to Hrithik-Sanya-Anil Movie, and a Shraddha-Varun Romance to Make Up for Street Dancer 3D
I’m home, I’m eating oreos in my PJs, it’s time to treat myself to writing fanfic. Woo-hoo! Margaret Party Time!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Dear Zindagi and War, Choose Your Sexy Own Adventure
I am feeling very very silly this Sunday, partly inspired by my post from yesterday about the hottest old men of the 2010s. Be silly with me!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Little Women as a Dark Romantic Drama! Laurie is Evil and Amy is Gay
Thanks Alisa! You saw the new American Little Women and complained about it which inspired me to rethink my Indian remake (already wrote it once here) when you suggested that one of the Little Women should get herself a Little Woman.
Continue readingMini FanFic Post: Pick an Ending for the Kareena-Deepika-Akshay Baby Movie!
I wrote this FanFic on Sunday but just kind of sketched in the outline. And then we talked and came up with multiple variations on the story.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Dark Reunion for Rani and Shahrukh, Charlie’s Angels in India, and Akshay Gets His Come-Uppance
Random mixture of ideas today, I know most people don’t read these, but for those few of you who enjoy them these thoughts were too good to resist. Especially a movie where Akshay gets what’s coming to him. You can skip to the end if you just want to read that one
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Another Veteran’s Day Post! Two Short Stories Based on Sci-Fi
A story based on a Lois Bujold book, and another one on a story from The Martian Chronicles!
Continue readingNetflix Serieses for Shahrukh! Red Chillies, Take These Ideas Free of Charge!
Having another lazy night, eating popcorn and watching BBC mysteries while the dog sleeps. It’s one of those days where it is so cold outside that once you get inside, your body goes into hibernation mode. Anyway, this means it is a good time for me to do a nice cosy little post, the ideas we have crowdsourced for the Netflix family series that Shahrukh should make in order to have a nice work-life balance while still keeping his face in front of the world in a non-controversial way.
Continue readingTo Celebrate the End of Shahrukh Month, Shahrukh Movies Re-Written Without Shahrukh (Yes, a romance for Rani and Kajol in KKHH)
Oh boy, a totally indulgent post! I love writing fanfic, and I am having a lazy happy evening with my dog. Don’t care if none of you read this (well, I care a little bit. It makes me really happy when you comment on my fanfic, especially with your own ideas), this will just be happy for ME.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Happy Sitcoms for Shahrukh To Star In!
How well do you know family friendly sitcoms of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today? How many of them do you want Shahrukh to feature in? I have many ideas and I hope at least some of you can also enjoy them!
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