This movie has been written about and written about and written about. Usually with Indian film, it’s super easy to write about it because it is so under-studied anything I say will be original. Not the case here! This is like trying to write something new on Citizen Kane, there’s just nothing left. But I pulled up my old post, and added a bit on to it, and let’s see how I do.
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Let’s Talk! What TV Shows Would You Recommend to Folks Who Like Indian Film?
Really this is what we do every Wednesday, but I want to pop it out and give it a special space, just for fun, as we get through Ramesh Sippy week when not everyone has something to say. Because surely you can find something to say here!
Continue readingFat Tuesday Post! Our Favorite Fat Men! Well, “Cuddly”
This is one of my all time most popular TGIF posts. Because women just want someone to snuggle with. Anyway, updating it a bit! Can you believe I was missing Shammi, Sanjeev Kumar, and Dangal Aamir?
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: Seeta Aur Geeta Recasting/Rewriting Ideas for Modern Times! (Plus Bonus Andaz with DipVeer!)
Seeta Aur Geeta is the only Sippy film that can really be remade. Remaking Sholay is obviously impossible, and the other films fall into that fuzzy area where they are fun for what they are, and all the little character beats and stuff, but if you try to recreate it, it would all fly away and nothing special would be left. Like, I love Zamaana-Deewana, but remove the orgasm song, and Anupam Kher’s drag scene, and all you’ve got is a really weird plot about boring young lovers.
Continue readingHappy Fat Tuesday! Indulgence Songs
Happy Fat Tuesday! Last year I waited in line forever for Paczkis, and also wrote this post. This year I am slightly updating this post, and considering whether or not I want to bother with the Paczki line.
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: Seeta Aur Geeta, A Film So Memorable I Didn’t Bother Rewatching It!
This may have been a mistake. I’ve seen this movie 3 times at least, and I did a quick fastforward last night, but I didn’t rewatch it straight through. Usually no one cares/remembers enough to correct me when I make mistakes in this situation, but it’s Seeta Aur Geeta, so I have a sinking feeling that my ignorance will be apparent to many many people. Oh well, forgive me! And correct me! And understand why I am speaking in general terms about the plot instead of saying “the first time so-and-so meets such-and-such, they say…”
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: Battle of the FanVids! Which of These Two Hyperspecific 1970s Hindi Film FanVids is the BEST Hyperspecific 1970s Hindi Film FanVid?
This is going to be Very Very Hard. Prepare yourself. For one thing, Shashi is in both of them! So the rule of “Shashi wins all” doesn’t even work. Oh, and yes, neither of these is a particularly Ramesh Sippy-y fanvid, but they are in his general 70s era, so I figured it is close enough.
Continue readingTwo Kinds of Fandom, Another Not Conclusive Thinky Post
Again, I don’t necessarily have a conclusion for this, it is just the beginning of thoughts and I’m not sure where they should be going. But there is such a nice interesting discussion going on the last thinky post on stardom, that I want to keep the thinking going.
Continue readingWednesday Watching Post: What Are You Reading and Thinking and Watching and Listening to First Week of Ramesh Sippy Fest?
Happy Wednesday! I am having a weird low energy week, work has suddenly slowed down and now I am bored. Plus, sex week is over, which is just depressing.
Continue readingToxic/Not Toxic Stardom/Fandom, a Random Thinky Post
I don’t think I even have a conclusion for this, it is just a thing I wrote that you can read, and maybe respond to, and that’s it.
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: In Which Ramesh Sippy Film Does Hema Malini Look the Best?
Hema Malini is really Ramesh’s muse. He just makes her look so good, in so many ways. Great characters, great hair, great everything. But in which movie does she look the best?
Continue readingRamesh Sippy Week: Andaz! His First Movie, Shammi is Charming, Hema is Gorgeous, 70s Parties Are Weird
Oh well, better late than never. I got caught up in FilmFare yesterday and missed this post. But I am making up for it now!
Continue readingBiggest Question of FilmFare Awards 2020: Who Wore the Most Comfortable Outfit????
Okay, I’m home, I’m feeling better, I am ready to do a FilmFare post I actually want to do. CLOTHES!
Continue readingFilmFare Awards: I Resent Writing This Post Because This Award is Just a Popularity Contest and Doesn’t Matter, But Fine, Here You Go
Akshat in a comment just reminded me to talk about FilmFare awards, and said there is some kind of controversy this year, which blech. Get ready for Margaret to be very bitter and angry about people who get upset about stuff that doesn’t matter. But only after first laying out why it doesn’t matter and my own lukewarm opinions.
Continue readingMonday Morning Questions Post: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week Shubh Mangal Zyaada Saavdhan Comes Out?
Happy Monday! I am back at work after seeing a movie I really liked on Friday, and one I really didn’t like on Sunday.
Continue readingWorld Famous Lover Review (SPOILERS): The Kind of Romance That Makes Me Grateful I Am a Single Woman
Well, this is a bad movie! But keep it in mind for the next time you want a reminder of what whiny little pointless wastes of oxygen some men can be. And how lucky you are not to have one in your life.
Continue readingWorld Famous Lover Review (No Spoilers): A Movie Written By Someone Who Thinks They Are Far Deeper Than They Are
Well, this is a dumb movie! In a way that isn’t fun-dumb, but also isn’t angry-making dumb, but rather just dumb-dumb. Like that guy at a party who you don’t actually dislike, you just really really are looking forward to not having to talk to him any more.
Continue readingNew Post Series! Until We All Get Tired of It! Sex Saturdays!!!!
Woo, new series! I don’t know if anyone really cares about these, but they are useful for me to help plan out my writing schedule. And if you have a Reading Schedule, here is a heads up about a new topic that is coming.
Continue readingSunday ReRun: Swades, for Ashutosh Gowariker’s Birthday!
Happy birthday Ashutosh!!! I think Swades and Jodha-Akbar are probably tied for me for my favorite of your movies. Lagaan is whatever, Mohenjo Daro and What’s Your Raashee? are a mess, and I haven’t seen Panipat.
Continue readingImportant Streaming Sites Addition, There is a Wonderful Group that is Preserving and Presenting These Films, IndianCine.Ma
I always forget about this site, but I suppose that doesn’t really matter. I mean, they aren’t looking to get famous or reach people, they just want to archive the best possible digital versions of Indian films in order to preserve them. Anyway, I just put up a very angry and depressed post yesterday (well, angry and depressed for me, which is super cheerful and polite for most people), and then I remembered this site and felt better, so I want to make y’all feel better too!
Continue readingSilly Sunday FanFic: Final Sex Post! Our Favorite Movies if They Were Allowed to Include Sex, DDLJ and Jab We Met and Ra.One and Om Shanti Om and Chak De India and Dangal
Are those all our favorite movies? I think so! If I forgot something, throw it in the comments and I’ll sex that up too.
Continue readingSongs About Sex! Sex Sex Sex!
Little epilogue, a reposted post of all the songs that are about sex so explicitly they really don’t make sense if you see them any other way.
Continue readingStreaming Sites Comparison Post Update: Prime is Evil in a New Exciting Way, Hotstar is Losing Relevance, Tentkotta is Getting Better, Netflix is Still the Best Platform
Prime has done something new and horrible which made me decide I need to do a new kind of “consumer beware” post in hopes of helping you save yourselves.
Continue readingUpcoming Sunday Reviews! Swades, Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi (2016)!
I’m doing Ramesh Sippy movies for two weeks, which hopefully will get some of you to watch them so I can have someone to talk to about things, but in between I am also throwing in random Sunday Reviews.
Continue readingUpcoming Film Reviews: Ramesh Sippy Two Weeks!!!! His Films Reviewed in Chronological Order
This is exciting! And very difficult since I’ve only seen 3 out of the 8 films I want to cover. Oh well, I’ll give myself a nice slow schedule. And throw in the usual Sunday Reruns and new movies and stuff in between so you aren’t bored.
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