Oh boy, I get to recap the whole Hrithik-Kangana thing again! The only good thing is, I was team Hrithik from the start (go me!) because Kangana’s story was always just WEIRD, and his wasn’t. So I get a little ego-boost each time it comes up again. But that is literally the ONLY good thing. Otherwise, it is all stressful and exhausting and strangely repetitive. I would much rather go back to Kangana’s weird work issues than digging up her work-personal issues.
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Movies to Make You Cry on Mother’s Day!!!!
The best movie, I really truly think, is the one I will be reviewing on Sunday, Pari. It gets at the pain and sacrifice and terror of motherhood in a really visceral way. But these are all good too, if you want to sob and sob about the misery of being a mother.
Continue readingSunday ReRun Announcement: Pari! Anushka’s Hauntingly Beautiful Horror Movie About Motherhood, for Mother’s Day May 12
This is such a good movie, SUCH a good movie! So good that I blocked it out of my head because it was also disturbing. But beautiful. And somehow the audience didn’t embrace it and not as many people saw it as it deserved. So I am going to try remedy that. Oh, and hey! Mother’s Day! It’s actually a perfect Mother’s Day movie.
Continue readingUpcoming Movie News! Mental Hai Kya Mess, and New SOTY2 Song
Another SOTY2 song? This one might be my favorite in every way, but I am still kind of tired of them all. On the other hand, the Ekta Kapoor Mental Hai Kya statement is FASCINATING.
Continue readingHindi Film 101: The Shroff Family! In Honor of SOTY2
There is just barely enough between Jackie and Tiger to patch together a 101. But still worth doing! For Jackie in particular, he is an odd odd man.
Continue readingFanFic: The Perfect Netflix 2 Season Series for Shahrukh, Tubelight Spin-Off!!!
I am guessing the overlap between Shahrukh fans/Netflix watchers/Tubelight watchers is very very limited. But for those of you who are familiar with all three, hopefully you (like me) are thinking “YES! That would be perfect!!!”
Continue readingNews Round-Up Part 3: PC Still Shadows Bharat, ARK Learns Martial Arts, and AB is Sick
Part 2! Not that these are less important stories, I just happened to write about them second.
Continue readingNews Round-Up Part 2: Kapoor Studios and Sare Jahan Se Acche Casting
More news! This is what happens when I ignore everything and have a life for two days/do a deep dive into Indian film criticism. I get so far behind on news posts that I have to put up multiple so we can keep the conversations from crossing streams.
Continue readingNews Round-Up Part 1: Sacred Games, Class of 83, Krrish 4, and Aamir’s Gump Thing
So many stories today! None of them super worth talking about, but then that is why I do a “news round-up”, so I can just dip in a little bit to a whole bunch of things that aren’t worth their own post. And because there are so many little stories, I am going to do two posts, just to make it easier for discussion.
Continue readingMonday Morning Question: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week Student of the Year 2 Comes Out?
Happy Monday! I am hosting the church quilting group tonight and debating which is more important, a last minute vacuum or a last minute “wear out the dog” trip to the dog park. I only have time for one and right now I am leaning dog park.
Continue readingHappy Cinco De Mayo! 2 times 5 Songs To Celebrate!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! A Mexican holiday, which inspires me to find every vaguely Hispanic song in the history of Indian film. The last two years I have done 5 videos, this year I am going to challenge myself to find TEN videos! Fun times. Oh, and if you tend to ignore these posts, this is one you should pay attention to. I found really good and different songs.
Continue readingSunday ReRun: Yennai Arindhaal/Yentavaadu Gaani
I think I may have finally figured out what I like about Gautham Menon films. It took a while, because they seem like the kind of film I shouldn’t like, perfect heroes and opaque heroines. But with this film, I think I have cracked it. Oh, and also, Ajith looks goooo-ooooood with grey hair! Which is neither here nor there, but I felt it should be acknowledged.
Continue readingFanFic! The Most Unacceptable Possible Plot For Indian Film, I Have Found It!!!! And, on the Other Hand, The Most Acceptable Plot for Shahrukh to Play!
Watched another early morning classic noir, a jail break movie. But what intrigued me for an Indian remake is that it managed to come up with the most shocking possible plot and I kind of want to see someone remake it just to watch everyone Lose Their Freakin’ Minds. And I also watched an early morning classic family film which would be perfect if Shahrukh wanted to play a befuddled father. Or Anil. Or Aamir. Whoever.
Continue readingPrepare Yourself!!! Next Friday I Review Rehna Hai Tera Dil Mein!
I have to confess, I have never watched Rehna Hai Tera Dil Mein. Don’t even know why, it is right in my alleyway. Anyway, now is the time!
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: SOTY2 Song, Mahesh Babu Movie, and Star Wars!
Happy Saturday! Albie got bumped to a different obedience class and I am trying not to take it personally. He tries! We both try!
Continue readingHappy Star Wars Day!!!!! Let’s Recast it In Hindi Film in Every Decade!!!!
Obviously, today is Star Wars day. And so I am reposting my Star Wars fanfic post. And I am adding on regional cast ideas (mostly because Prithviraj has to be Han Solo if there is any justice in the world)
Continue readingFriday Classics: Badlapur, What is a Hero?
After reviewing a bunch of fun light movies, I am going to go super dark all of a sudden. Brace yourself!
Continue readingHindi Film 101: Film Companion Stops Using Star Ratings, But Indian Film Reviewing Still Has a Long Way to Go
I started out writing a different post, but halfway through I discovered something really interesting when I looked at the reviewer aggregate information on Rotten Tomatoes. The state of Indian film reviewing is way more f’ed up than I realized.
Continue readingDiscussion Post: Share Your Song Memories! What Song Takes You Back in Time Immediately?
I’ve decided I like living in a temperate climate. Wait for it, this will have a meaning. It’s sunny today after a series of rainy days which is throwing me into that weird springtime headspace where everything and nothing both seem possible. Which is better than the winter headspace of total sluggishness where nothing matters, but not as good as the mid-summer headspace of being mildly irritable or the fall headspace of being filled with optimism. Anyway, I was thinking about how some people live in places where their headspace and the weather doesn’t wildly change every 4 months, and I think I wouldn’t like that. It’s good for me to get all shaken out of my mind space every few months, even if it makes me feel bad some of the time. And today, it didn’t make me feel bad, just weird, as I kept being thrown back in time by the music playing on my ipod while I drove to work. I can’t be the only one who gets musically created Deja Vu, right?
Continue readingHappy Anniversary of Indian Film! Who Came After Dadasaheb?
This is the 106th anniversary of Indian film. I already put up a post about the start of it all, Dadasaheb Phalke, but I want to keep going. And after Phalke came the start of the other little studios, like Wadia Movietone.
Continue readingHappy Day After May Day! The Best “Kill the Rich” Songs in Indian Film
And the May Day celebration roles on! I just keep thinking of more “woo-hoo, the working class!” songs.
Continue readingNews Round-Up: Weddings, Storage Rooms, Scuzzy Exes, and Controversial Titles All Burn Down
Still no really juicy news items, at least not my definition of juicy (stuff related to studio investment structures), but some stuff that is at least worth repeating.
Continue readingMost Comments 4/17 to May 1 is….A TIE!!!!
Well, this is a surprise! I randomly announced on 4/17 that I would give a poster to the person who made the most comments between then and the end of the month. Because I happened to find an extra poster on 4/17. And over all that time, two separate people made exactly the same number of comments (44). Maria and Procrastinatrix! You have made wise life decisions and time management choices, BE PROUD!
Continue readingWednesday Malayalam: Sakhavu, for May Day
I finally watched it! Ages after it came out. For those of you who like Communists/Communism, this is a great movie for gently explaining the importance of collective action. For those of you who like “cuddly” type men (you know who you are!), this is a great movie for giving you nice sofa like Nivin striding around with his big arms and trunk.
Continue readingComrade in America! For May Day! The Opening Song is the Best Part, But the Rest of It Is Okay Too
This is a nice small idea film. But it is a real gem of an idea, and one I very much appreciate, especially since it is following the highest ideals of communism and treating the world as a community by highlighting an issue totally unrelated to Kerala.
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